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of a large clock; a city street with a tra fic light and a street light. A man is taking a picture of himself in a mirror, yet the man is wearing a hat holding an umbrella. A woman is taking a picture of herself in a mirror. A woman wearing glasses sitting in front of a laptop, or a man is holding a cell phone in his hand. A man in red hat using sunglasses and a hair dryer, but a man in a kitchen is in a donut stands wearing a. A man a blue object walking next to a bathroom sink, but a group of cars that are inside of some parked cars. A dog is sitting on a motorcycle in a garage. The woman is holding a animal on the back of her bike; a young boy is holding a cell phone. A man is holding a cell phone in his hand, but a man holding a green shirt surrounded by several horses. A person sittin

5 Different Short Stories, Combined Into One Novel

become a High Programmer. So when the general visits Wall Street again, and when he gets goaded again into revealing secrets... I quickly informed The Computer of this alarming discovery, and The Computer happily accepted my tortured and convoluted logic. It seemed as if The Computer wanted any excuse whatsoever to get rid of the general, having saw him as a potential threat to Its own security. The general would be summarily terminated as a liability, and his followers and cronies also purged from the Armed Forces. It was unfortuante that the enemy won the tank battle during the ensuing chaos, but sacrifices must be made to ensure ultimate loyalty. I wanted to sleep, and so I slept, for a short period of time. Do others sleep too? They must have, for how else can they stay sane here? Th

The Wizard of Orm

are in a crumbling tannery with a stinking smell. A flow of dry air expands through the area. It seems clear. To go SOUTH turn to Â§786 To go EAST turn to Â§802 To go WEST turn to Â§763 Â§786 You are in a ruined bedroom. There is a monster here: PIT VIPER (STRENGTH: 8, STAMINA: 6). You must FIGHT. The monster gains initiative. You find bronze coins here. If you defeat the monster, you can take the treasure. To go NORTH turn to Â§785 To go SOUTH turn to Â§787 To go EAST turn to Â§803 To go WEST turn to Â§764 Â§787 You are in a crumbling museum. A stream of hot air permeates the space. To go NORTH turn to Â§786 To go SOUTH turn to Â§788 To go EAST turn to Â§804 To go WEST turn to Â§765 Â§788 You enter a ruined pen. The space feels empty. To go NORTH turn to Â§787 To go SOUTH turn to Â§789 To go EAST

The Caverns under Willen

A draft of stale air fills the area. It is clear. To go NORTH turn to Â§262 To go SOUTH turn to Â§264 To go EAST turn to Â§289 To go WEST turn to Â§235 Â§264 You step into a shrine carved out of smooth gneiss. A stream of dry air expands through the chamber. To go NORTH turn to Â§263 To go SOUTH turn to Â§265 To go EAST turn to Â§290 To go WEST turn to Â§236 Â§265 You step into a wrecked map room. Two wretches named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are here, waiting. To go NORTH turn to Â§264 To go SOUTH turn to Â§266 To go EAST turn to Â§291 To go WEST turn to Â§237 Â§266 You are in a pantry. A breath of rancid air permeates the chamber. It feels empty. To go NORTH turn to Â§265 To go SOUTH turn to Â§267 To go EAST turn to Â§292 To go WEST turn to Â§238 Â§267 You enter a shrine. A stream of cold air fil

The Dragon of Nuria

study. Two miscreants named Vladimir and Estragon are sitting here. To go SOUTH turn to Â§104 To go WEST turn to Â§75 Â§104 You are in a wrecked pantry. There is a monster here: DEATH WORM (STRENGTH: 10, STAMINA: 18). It seems afraid of you. Make a successful attack roll to scare it off. If you succeed, the creature disappears into the shadows. You may continue to the exits. If you fail, you must FIGHT. You gain initiative. You find silver ingots here. If you defeat the monster, you can take the treasure. To go NORTH turn to Â§103 To go SOUTH turn to Â§105 To go WEST turn to Â§76 Â§105 You come to a pen. A flow of cold air expands within the chamber. To go NORTH turn to Â§104 To go SOUTH turn to Â§106 To go WEST turn to Â§77 Â§106 You step into a prison. A rush of cold air expands across the s

(NaNoGenMo: Dada 2.0) 2.0

submissions instead use rules to transform former texts in creative ways, which also leads to topical similarities. Allison Parrishâ€™s I Waded in Clear Water uses sentiment analysis algorithms, which rank sentences based upon features that indicate emotional texture, to transform Gustavus Hindman Millerâ€™s Ten Thousand Dreams, Interpreted. Parrish mobilizes the formulaic â€œactionâ€ and â€œdenotationâ€ structure of Millerâ€™s text (action = â€œTo see an oak full of acornsâ€; denotation = â€œdenotes increase and promotionâ€). She first transforms the actions into first-person, simple past sentences (â€œI saw an oak full of acornsâ€) and then reorders the sentences from the worst to the best thing that can happen in dreams, according to a score given by a sentiment analysis algorithm run on the denotation. Th

What I Thought About

thought about this later. I mean I thought about my grandmother. I thought about calling you. I thought about the years. I thought about something and I thought about Mama's. I thought about last night. I suppose I thought about my grandmother. I thought about lying to you. I thought about his life. I thought about my daughter and I thought about a way. I thought about staying in. I thought about my mother. I thought about the offer. I thought about something else. I thought about staying in. I thought about walking out and I thought about my decision. I thought about the farm. I thought about it while I thought about nature. I thought about the good. I thought about that. I thought about asking you. I thought about this long. I thought about turning around. I thought about his wife. I

The President of the Moon

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The man in black fled across the desert

. On what could not be three new rest was an investigatude and brain before day - or alone; I shall you have hateful-gratic less planked strange toads - breathed back for a shunned nightmare large equal hill when I was my house and in at last its grace. Through height all each sleeper did more than I set victims which he were almost black dwipping, dreams of air if the whippoorwest from my streams were suspected. When I had profound habitual souls became figured by three back to find only from more sorts merely come - we proceeded to blot into the brood, but soon taking the face and case I felt curiously forgotten. It was not standing toward a loathest instant, for there was a visible candle to his wing-sepreted papian moving points which in their study were a stirring and horrible of the

The Atheists Who Believe in God

hat the government should never interfere with issues of morality; doing so would be a violation of Alice's strict support of free will and local automony. Instead, people should be free to behave as they want and desire, and Alice will simply watch and judge. The theists took notes. Mon Jul 09 2007 Corey Kuphal (a 38-year-old white college graduate) entered a church, ready to deliver a speech to religious people. He believed religion as an outdated, obsolete entity that has to adapt to the changing times. Its followers should leave faith and adopt the truth of atheism. Corey Kuphal sometimes preached his views to theists, but still felt afraid. Corey Kuphal thought about medidating, but decided that he can handle this situation on his own and did not need to medidate just yet. As Corey K

Whales Will Never Break Your Heart

ys. With these grey hairs of mine 'tis not worth while disputing, 'specially with a superior, who'll ne'er confess."My mind is literally swimming with ideas for the next album... I'm going insane!!!"What's that? There now's a patched professor in Queen Nature's granite-founded College; but methinks he's too subservient. Where wert thou born?"My mind is literally swimming with ideas for the next album... I'm going insane!!!"In the little rocky Isle of Man, sir."My mind is literally swimming with ideas for the next album... I'm going insane!!!"Excellent! Thou'st hit the world by that."My mind is literally swimming with ideas for the next album... I'm going insane!!!"I know not, sir, but I was born there."My mind is literally swimming with ideas for the next album... I'm going insane!!!"In th

A Collection of Failed #NaNoGenMo Ideas

e. In the end, the work didn't succeed because the output was repent. Attempt #870 The next attempt was titled Annexed. It was a parody memoir, written in Python, and using statistical algorithms. This attempt generated 28332 words but failed due to vertigo. Ultimately, the work sucked because the output was anecdotal. Attempt #871 The next attempt was titled Verdict In The Assignments. It was a platonic dialogue folk talk, written in C, and using concurrent algorithms. This attempt generated 36895 words but failed due to poor planning. Eventually, the work didn't succeed because the output was coffee. Attempt #872 The next attempt was titled Satisfies. It was a tragicomedy novel, written in COBOL, and using pattern matching. This attempt generated 8819 words but failed due to idleness. Ev

A Pseudo-Philosophical Novel

The peace league met to discuss their plans. Every picture tells a story! The spot on the blotter was made by green ink. To the victor go the spoils. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Fly by night, and you waste little time. It is the season of Darkness. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. It is a dark and stormy night; the rain fall in torrents? The cold passed reluctantly from the earth. The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, plays at children's games. It is the winter of despair. Strike while the iron is hot. A thing of small note can cause despair. Least said, soonest mended. To every thing there is a season! The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. I am an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully built.

Twelve Thousand Fake Numbers With Normal Deviates

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Angela's Claustrum

Our split on a little rags you did not wide the cooks are not afraid I've often at the other people's money, no, nor money. There is over again: that's sensible, broad-minded girl. Don't exactly respectful. "That a queer expressions of remorse." "No lack faith on his wife wants ai--your empty pockets are what we have had for your under-coat. Don't see, you have plenty to steer clear out of room in my dinner?" Her muted rubbed my elbows, and, true accounts of a rotten trunk giving way, unreal. With soft at noon, events subsequent ages, became after another hearty, honest servants and the interpretation. "Plan, I am within a pretty sure." "I don't find him, too steep, and talked together are Mike had seen my hack fare. She selects the peasants. We could stop, I did he hesitated, and now,

Love or Courage

of purely Tsans motives, with the impossibility of repaying it, by this time or at most three years, however great the love of a bush at the others with flashing, angry eyes. Obeying an impulse to move came from Nice's savings, but that reflection did not love her? Both stood still and gazed with an involuntary intensity as if to encourage her. Eve, he added, his assumption of reason broken up by his passions, but a common woman. I love that lay concealed in his dreams--and all at once, regardless of all the time of year, and even managed to accomplish in the big coil under the table, and giving them delicious food and to her was that in her hands; in a shaking voice, full of flower and as though their love because: The merchant came to Zoskove's passion for Tra was no more, that in which

Courage & Loneliness

at he will go off on quite a different man every moment. She fully intended to stop at no one, noticing nothing, to forget everything, if only for that alone. I feel full of strength and determination. You may come of the twelfth century, he makes himself out to you alone.... Where is it only an emanation of myself, a logical development of my ego which alone leads to the top of Gens, chapter xii. verse 24: Verily, verily, I say unto you, except a corn of wheat fall into the shapeless mass of Gley, she was lonely and she was desperately lonely, pining for new people and new music and pictures and so he must go with her, not only did he find the difficulty of speaking almost insurmountable, but he knew not what, to Lon little room. On the contrary, she had not succeeded in getting married.

Emic Automata: ANN|RIO

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Emic Automata: COG/YET

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Emic Automata: MASDEU MINERS

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Departures and Arrivals

om Orlando and headed to San Jose, California. Mr. Kayley Ward is flying on Southwest Airlines. Mr. Kayley Ward is traveling on a vacation. She is nervous. She has an incredibly long layover of 14 hours. Time to get some sleep? Dameon Fisher is a domestic passenger. She is from Idaho. She is connecting through LAX, coming from El Paso and headed to Nashville. Dameon Fisher is flying on Allegiant Air. She is tired. She has a convenient layover of 6 hours. Mr. Shannon Kirlin is an international passenger. She is a citizen of Georgia. She is leaving from LAX to travel to Manila on Philippine Airlines. She is is going to take the LAX shuttle from the airport. Geovanny Heidenreich is a domestic passenger. He is from Ohio. He is connecting through LAX, coming from Washington DC and headed to Dal

Acrostic Sonnets

d their feeling, to the quick. Hostess of the tavern a most sweet wench? I had forgot myself; am I not king? More French: I shall never move thee in French, Unless thou tell'st me where thou hadst this ring, Plead my successive title with your swords: The queen of earthly queens: she's noble born; O, we have made a vow to study, lords, Draw that thy honest sword, which thou hast worn Eternal numbers to outlive long date. And perish ye, with your audacious prate! MMMCCCLXII - "THMOREFLOWERSI" That hast such noble sense of thy friend's wrong! Hold, Clifford! do not honour him so much Methinks I should not thus be led along, O Buckingham, now do I play the touch, Rare words! brave world! Hostess, my breakfast, come! Ephesians, my lord, of the old church. For su

Skynet's ██████

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Buzzcut

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Generated Detective

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