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I had been there perhaps a week

might find men to whom sings and dreams would bring pleasure. And when they were come into the town they found rose-wreathed revellers bound from house to house and leaning from windows and balconies, who listened to the songs of Iranon and tossed him flowers and applauded when he was done. Then for a moment did Iranon believe he had found those who thought and felt even as he, though the town was not a hundredth as fair as Aira. In 1917 the war came, and Squire Sawyer Whateley, as chairman of the local draft board, had hard work finding a quota of young Dunwich men fit even to be sent to development camp. The government, alarmed at such signs of wholesale regional decadence, sent several officers and medical experts to investigate; conducting a survey which New England newspaper readers m

In the week that followed we were all very nervous

no one but Ammi to question; for Arkham people will not talk about the strange days, and all three professors who saw the aerolite and its coloured globule are dead. There were other globules - depend upon that. One must have fed itself and escaped, and probably there was another which was too late. No doubt it is still down the well - I know there was something wrong with the sunlight I saw above the miasmal brink. The rustics say the blight creeps an inch a year, so perhaps there is a kind of growth or nourishment even now. But whatever demon hatchling is there, it must be tethered to something or else it would quickly spread. Is it fastened to the roots of those trees that claw the air? One of the current Arkham tales is about fat oaks that shine and move as they ought not to do at nigh

Stupid Plotto

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Exhausting a joke

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PKD Pitches For Screenwriters, Volume 1

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Fake press coverage of NaNoGenMo: a nove

rican Novel for you. Artist and computer entrepreneur Darius Kazemi kicked off NaNoGenMo in 2013 when he tweeted out on a whim a strange idea. Darius claims, "It's a very disjointed, dream-like narrative, like most NaNoGenMo narratives". Darius claims, "What I want to see is code that produces alien novels that astound us with their alien-ness computers writing novels for computers". "This isn't just "meow" 50,000 times", claims Hugo van Kemenade. "But there's no guarantee of quality in NaNoWriMo proper, either, and there's probably less risk of emergent cryptozoological erotica", says an article from this year in The Verge. "To Charlotte Holmes he is always THE man. I have seldom heard her mention him under any other name. In herr eyes he eclipses and predominates the whole of him sex.

Orgasmotron

o get my tuna tunnel tears slime from my cunthole, his ramrod is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a badly wrapped kebab. "AhhNngh That's hot" "Aahh...Nggh my sweet Cthulhu That's sexy" His crotch is covered with something viscid and is reflecting light like something about to emerge from a pupa. "OahhhhNnngh That's obscene" I awoke the next morning with my poonani still haemorrhage. I thought it was over but his piss pipe had other ideas. "Aahh...Nnngh That's hot" "Aaahh...Ngg my sweet Jesus That's obscene" Inserting business end of a broom into my twat got me surg vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip. I can't wait to munching the skeet from his devil's bagpipe. The spotless pissflaps is so captivating as to make me want to tear the skin off. "Ahh...Nggh" "OhhhhNnngh my sw